Beverage Guide

La Comedia Classics

  • With alcohol - $7.25
  • ★= Available without alcohol for $5.25

Lights Up

  • The bright lights of Broadway come to life with this frozen fruit mixture. Rum, bananas, strawberries and oranges.

Broadway Smash Hit

  • The biggest hit this side of New York City. Vodka combined with peach, pineapple, papaya and orange juice make this a showstopper.

The Encore

  • A medley of Kahlúa, mocha and ice cream. This creamy combination will have you begging for more.

★ Standing Ovation

  • Applause! Applause! A wonderful blend of amaretto, ice cream and Grand Marnier.

Mix & Match

  • With alcohol - $7.00
  • ★= Available without alcohol for $5.00
  • You're the mixologist. Use your creativity to build your perfect drink. Select from the following: Apple, Amaretto, Banana, Blue Caracao, Cherry, Kahlúa, Melon, Peach, Raspberry, Strawberry

★ Create a Colada

★ Create a Daiquiri

★ Create a Margarita

Tropical Favorites

  • With alcohol - $7.00
  • ★= Available without alcohol for $5.00

★ Maui Wowie

  • Our favorite Hawaiian drink. Rum, papaya, pineapple, coconut and ice cream.

★ Mai Tai

  • Originated in Tahiti, prepared with rum and exotic juices.

South Seas Sipper

  • Imagine yourself on a tropical beach in the South Pacific—slowly sipping tropical schnapps, papaya, pineapple and orange.

Jamaican Jazz

  • Our most potent brew — made with four different types of rum.

★ The Hurricane

  • Take care — this potent brew will blow you off course. This wicked wench is known to make hardy seamen jump ship and swim ashore. Made with golden rum and fruit juices.

Bahama Bash

  • Feel the warm Caribbean sun and tropical breezes as you sip this light combination of rum, banana, pineapple and orange.

The Volcano - $18.95

  • This drink commands respect and rightfully so! Including vodka, brandy, rum, scotch, amaretto, cherry brandy and other delights, we bring it to you flaming, surrounded by a refreshing inner lake. (Recommended for two)

Ice Cream Smoothies

  • ★= These selections are without alcohol - $4.95

★ Cookies & Cream

  • Oreo cookies, ice cream and chocolate — an unbeatable combination.

★ Pink Panther

  • The taste of strawberries and pineapple quenches anyone’s thirst — even felines.

★ Buttercrunch

  • Rich vanilla ice cream and Butterfingers make this drink a candy lover’s delight.

★ Chiquita Lot

  • Bananas, ice cream and chocolate. Go ahead, cheat a little.

Delicious Sensations

  • With alcohol - $7.00
  • ★= Available without alcohol for $5.00

Cookie Craze

  • Oreo cookies, green crème de menthe, dark crème de cacao and ice cream.

White Satin

  • Ice cream and Frangelico with the luster of Belgian white chocolate. As smooth as its name.

Chocolate Covered Cherry

  • Cherry brandy, Belgian chocolate and ice cream. So smooth, you can sip it through a straw.

Nuts & Berries

  • Drink your dessert with the smooth taste of Frangelico, raspberry liqueur and ice cream.


  • Enjoy a childhood treat with an added kick! Orange, ice cream and vodka without the stick.

Death by Chocolate

  • The name says it all — chocolate, Kahlúa and a farewell kiss of Bailey’s Irish Cream.

★ Show Drink with Souvenir Glass

  • ★= "Anna's English Elixir" without alcohol for $8.50
  • "The King's Quencher" with rum - $9.95

"Anna's English Elixir"

  • Humble in origin but grand in taste, this refreshment includes strawberries accented with lemonade.

"The King's Quencher"

  • A royal favorite! Coconut, pineapple and lemonade blended with the King’s finest rum.

Sensational Sippers

  • With alcohol - $7.95
  • ★= Available without alcohol for $5.00

The Crazy Slide

  • Enjoy this crazy concoction of coconut, peaches and rum through your own curvy, swirvy straw.

The Itch

  • Two kinds of spirits blended with strawberries, peaches, papayas and pineapples to satisfy your itching palate...and a back scratcher to soothe your jangled nerves.



  • Budweiser $4.25
  • Bud Light $4.25
  • Coors Light $4.25
  • Michelob Ultra $4.75
  • Miller Lite $4.25
  • Samuel Adams Lager $5.50
  • Samuel Adams Seasonal $5.50
  • Yuengling Lager $4.25

Without Alcohol

  • O'Douls $4.00


  • Goose Island IPA $6.00
  • Mt. Caramel Nut Brown $6.25
  • Victory Prima Pils $6.25
  • Shock Top Belgian White $5.95


  • Beck’s Dark $5.25
  • Foster’s 25 oz. $6.95
  • Hoegaarden $5.75
  • Modelo Especial $5.50


  • Stella Cidrea $6.25

Wine List

By the Glass

  • Cabernet Sauvignon, Chardonnay, Merlot, Moscato, Pinot Grigio $6.95

Bottled Selections

  • 101 Beringer White Zinfandel $18.95
  • 102 Easley Riesling $21.95
  • 103 Sutter Home Riesling Moscato Blend $19.95
  • 104 Risata Moscato d’Asti $29.95
  • 105 Chloe Pinot Grigio $25.95
  • 106 Matua Sauvignon Blanc $25.95
  • 107 Kendal Jackson Chardonnay $29.95
  • 108 Darcie Kent Pinot Noir $33.95
  • 109 Kenwood Merlot $21.95
  • 110 Apotuic Red $23.95
  • 111 Robert Mondavi Cabernet Sauvignon $22.95
  • 112 Doña Paula Malbec $22.95

Sparkling Bottled Selections

  • 113 Ste. Michelle Brut $20.95
  • 114 Mumm Napa Cuvée M $36.95

Bottled Selection Without Alcohol

  • 115 Sutter Home Fre’ White Zinfandel $11.95

House Wines

  • White Zinfandel, Burgundy, Sangria - freshly made in house Glass........... $5.75
    Half Liter.... $10.50
    Liter............ $17.00

Sparkletini by the Glass

  • Italian Spumante by Verdi Peach, Raspberry $6.50

House Coffees

  • Café La Comedia $4.95

    In the mood for something to warm you through and through? Try this smooth medley of Bailey’s Irish Cream, Kahlúa and coffee topped with whipped cream. We know you’ll love it!

  • Cappuccino
  • A deliciously tasty, luscious treat! $4.25
  • Add a touch of international flair with one of our distinctive flavors:
    Almond, Irish Cream, Hazelnut, Vanilla, Butterscotch, Mocha or Coconut Cream
  • Add your favorite Liqueur or Schnapps $6.00

Soft Drinks

  • Coca Cola, Diet Coke, Sprite, Mellow Yellow, Hi-C Pink Lemonade, (no refills) $2.25
  • Stewart’s Bottled Root Beer, Cream Soda, Orange & Cream $2.95

Bottled Waters

  • FIJI — Natural Artesian Water $3.25
  • Perrier — Sparkling Natural Mineral Water $2.75
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